The natural music of the mountain reed- A pastoral fable-pipes in the liberal air, A living voice, a breathing harmony, XXXIV. The Utility of Spectacles; or, Helps to Read.-BYROM. A CERTAIN artist, I've forgot his name, These in my hand will better suit your eye- Yes, I perceive the clearness of the ball- XXXV. The Newcastle Apothecary.-COLMAN. A MEMBER of the Esculapian race Or mix a draught, or bleed, or blister, Or give a glister. His fame full six miles round the country ran; All the old women called him "a fine man!" Benjamin Bolus, though in trade, (Which often will genius fetter) Read works of fancy, it is said, And cultivated the Belles Lettres. And why should this be thought so odd? Apollo patronizes physic. Bolus loved verse, and took so much delight in 't, That his prescriptions he resolved to write in 't No opportunity he e'er let pass Of writing the directions on his labels, Or rather like the lines in Hudibras, Apothecary's verse!-and where's the treason? He had a patient lying at death's door, Some three miles from the town-it might be four; And, on the label of the stuff, He wrote this verse, Which one would think was clear enough, "When taken, To be well shaken." Next morning, early, Bolus rose, Who a vile trick of stumbling had: For what 's expected from a horse, The servant lets him in with dismal face, Portending some disaster; "Indeed!-hum!-ha!-that's very odd! He took the draught?"-John gave a nod. "Well?-how?-what then?-speak out, you dunce." "Why, then," says John, "we shook him once." "Shook him!-how?" Bolus stammered out. "We jolted him about." "Zounds! shake a patient, man-a shake wont do." No, sir-and so we gave him two." "Two shakes!-odds curse! "T would make the patient worse." "It did so, sir-and so a third we tried." "Well, and what then?"-"Then, sir, my master died." XXXVI. The Monk and the Jew, or the Catholic Convert.- To make new converts truly blest, Stern winter, clad in frost and snow A limb of the Mosaic law, His outstretched hand he quick withdrew. "For Heaven's sake, help!" exclaims the Jew. "Turn Christian first!" the father cries. "I'm frozen to death!" the Jew replies. "Frozen!" quoth the Monk, "too soon you'll know, There's fire enough for Jews below; Renounce your unbelieving crew, And help is near." "I do! I do!" "Damn all your brethren, great and small." "With all my heart: Oh! damn 'em all! Now help me out." "There's one thing more: Salute this cross, and Christ adore!" "There! there! I Christ adore!" ""Tis well; Saint Peter will your soul receive. XXXVII. The Patriot's Hope.*-EWING. SIR, our republic has long been a theme of speculation among the savans of Europe. They profess to have cast its horoscope, and fifty years was fixed upon by many as the utmost limit of its duration. But those years passed by, and beheld us a united and happy people; our political atmosphere, agitated by no storm, and scarce a cloud to obscure the serenity of our horizon: all of the present was prosperity; all of the future, hope.-True, upon the day of that anniversary two venerated fathers of our freedom and of our country fell; but they sunk calmly to rest, in the maturity of years and in the fulness of time; and their simultaneous departure on that day of jubilee, for another and a better world, was hailed by our nation as a propitious sign, sent to us from heaven. Wandering the other day in the alcoves of the library, I * Extract from a speech delivered in the United States senate by the Hon. Thomas Ewing, senator from Ohio, at a period of much excitement. |