CLASSIFIED PROFITABLE ADVERTISING 3c. A WORD A Department for the Use of EVERY WHERE READERS 3c. A WORD BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES. LOCAL REPRESENTATIVE WANTED.Splendid income assured right man to act as our representative after learning our business thoroughly by mail. Former experience unnecessary. All we require is honesty, ability, ambition and willingness to learn a lucrative business. No soliciting or traveling. This is an exceptional opportunity for a man in your section to get into a big-paying business without capital and become independent for life. Write at once for full particulars. Address E. R. Marden, Presi. The Nat'l Co-op. Real Estate Company, L 177, Marden Bldg., Washington, D. C. BIG PROFITS.-Open a dyeing and cleaning establishment, very little capital needed. We tell you how. Booklet free. BEN-VONDE SYSTEM, Dept. D-C, Staunton, Va. SECRET-SIMPLE-SCIENTIFIC-A Secret method of writing easy to learn but impossible to dissolve without Key. Full instructions and key to this wonderful system sent sealed 25 cents. IGNATIUS ZEHREN, 1910 E. Firth St., Philadelphia, Pa. GO ON THE STAGE-I will tell you how. Write for descriptive circular; it is free. DRAWER M. S. E. SHAMP, Decatur, Indiana. AGENTS-If you want to make big money at home, learn how to make the Liquid Duster and polisher. A premium free. Send name today. L. ENYEART, Box 295, Marion, Ind. FOR WOMEN-LADIES, WRITE FOR free booklet of special goods, illustrating the new Elite Method, with invaluable information and particulars for every married lady. Something will appreciate. ACME SUPPLY CO., Birmingham, Ala. you FREE "INVESTING FOR PROFIT" Magazine. Send me your name and I will mail you this magazine absolutely free. Before you invest a dollar anywhere, get this magazineit is worth $10 a copy to any man who intends to invest $5.00 or more per month. Tells you how $1,000 can grow to $22,000. How to judge different classes of investments, the real power of your money. This magazine six months free if you write today. H. L. BARBER, Publisher, R131, 20 W. Jackson Boulevard, Chicago. If you are suffering from Indigestion, Constipation, or Kidney trouble, or have need of the best antiseptic powder in themarket, erad cur article on the last inside page of this publication. Write for our 1912 Art Calendar, Free. Mention this advertisement. ADAMS REMEDY COMPANY, 130 West 32nd St., New York City. TEN HANDSOME Greeting Post Cards, your name in gold, formula for best Hair Grower, 10c. SCOTT CHEM. CO., Dept. K., Silver City, New Mexico. IF YOU WANT to make big money at home learn how to make the Liquid Duster and Polisher. A premium free. Send name today. L. ENYEART, Box 295, Marion, Ind. TOILET ARTICLES. THE NAME OF PEARS' IMPRESSED on soap for the Bath is a guarantee of quality. It is probably the most largely used soap on sale i the Drug Store. A TUBE OF DENTACURA TOOTH PASTE sent for two-cent stamp. Delightful for cleansing the teeth. Address DENTACURA CO., 88 Alling St., Newark, N. J. ORYSIS SACHET PERFUME. Dainty, refined, lasting. Unsurpassed for Clothing, Handbags, Handkerchief Boxes, etc. Package, dime. ELSEY COMPANY, Dept. 22, Aurora, Ill. MEDICAL. TO THOSE HARD OF HEARING.-An efficient aid, sent for trial, no expense, no risk, no contract, no money, unless device be kept. Address C. P. TIEMANN & CO., 107 Park Row, New York. THE LIFE-TUBE positively prevents consumption, pneumonia, colds, bronchitis, and all throat, nose, or lung troubles. Free outfit sent on request. Read advertisement on other page. AMERICAN HEALTH CO., Brooklyn, N. Y. HOUSEHOLD. BRADLEY AND SMITH BRUSHES can be relied on for their quality of material, the length of time they will wear, and the high class work as a result of their use. When buying brushes insist upon being given an opportunity to purchase the Bradley and Smith product. MISCELLANEOUS. MANUSCRIPTS read, revised, and prepared for submitting to editors. New plan and methods. Full particulars on request. GLOBE LITERARY BUREAU, 150 Nassau Street, New York. MAIL DEALERS-Write for our 25 Big Propositions. ALL NEW-No Competition. Make 95c. profit on every dollar order. A few Leaders sent Free! Complete Outfit 10c. Mail Dealers Wholesale House, 422 Franklin Bldg., Chicago. "LET ME" read your character from your handwriting. Mind you get a good reading that will help you in love, health, business and dodomestic affairs. Price 10c. Money back if dissatisfied. F. G. BEAUCHAMP, 2583 8th Ave., NEW YORK. EVERY one knows the Sohmer Piano. If you want a thoroughly satisfactory instrument, one of which you will be proud, consult our representative in your locality. Or send for our latest catalogue. Terms as reasonable as any other manufacturer. SOHMER & CO., 315 Fifth Ave., New York. YOU can get a handsome calendar free by sending the name of your insurance agent, and the time that your policy expires, to the Hartford Insurance Company, Hartford, Conn., and mentioning where you saw this offer. HARTFORD INSURANCE COMPANY, Hartford, Conn. ADVERTISING DEPARTMENT. High Class Talent 259 A PARTIAL LIST FOR 1911-12 MR. WILL CARLETON Editor, Orator, and Poet: author of "Farm Ballads," "Farm Festivals," etc., etc. His magnetic presence and wonderful diction have won him the highest place on the platform. REV. CHARLES EDWARD STOWE ม Son of Harriet Beecher Stowe, a world-renowned traveler and lecturer. His famous lecture, "How Uncle Tom's Cabin Was Written," is illustrated by more than a hundred pictures. MR. EDGAR JUDSON EBBELLS Reader, Impersonator and Interpreter. Shakespeare, Browning, Kipling, etc., etc. especially to cultured people. REV. ISAAC M. FOSTER For years the best known reader of Endorsed by all classes, and appeals Minister, Lecturer and Orator. Past-Chaplain-in-chief of the G. A. R. Captured and imprisoned by the Confederates. His "Life in Confederate Prisons" makes him the legitimate successor of Bishop McCabe. MR. LYMAN BEECHER STOWE Author and lecturer. A contributor to leading magazines and one of the most forceful of the present day writers. Subjects now ready: "School Republics," "Judge Ben. B. Lindsey and His Children's Court," "The Immigrant at Ellis Island," "The Public Service Commission of New York." REV. WM. JAY PECK, D. D. Is one of the most popular and interesting lecturers on the platform. His discourse abounds in fact, wit, humor, and pathos. Dr. Peck has travelled extensively the world over, and is prepared to give lectures on all lands, with illustrations if desired. We shall be pleased to send you full particulars, together with circulars, on request. This is only a partial list. If you want ANY first class talent, write us, and we will give you terms and dates. GLOBE LITERARY BUREAU 150 NASSAU STREET, NEW YORK CITY Readers will oblige both the advertiser and us by referring to EVERY WHERE. New Ballad by Will Carleton. The Deacon's Last Dance. BROTHER, do you recollect, in some spiritual vacation, Of the lively night we spent over in the "Heathen Nation"? (That was what our people called it, since it hadn't the same appearin' As a place that antedated it a dozen years in clearin'). [So said Ahab Adams, banker-owning holdings few could purchase, To his brother, leading pastor 'mongst a hundred city churches.] Those hard times out in the wood-lots-how as boys we used to pass 'em! Not a person went ag'in us, but we had the words to sass 'em! 'Ceptin' Dad and Mother: Dad held within the voice ingredients That could close the dictionary on all words except obedience. And amongst the other orders this one through my memory glances: "Whatsoever else you do, don't you go to any dances!" Sunday came-we 'tended church; learned once more that we was sinners; Then I recollect you, brother-my! who now would ever think it! Mercy! didn't it make a flutter, when the people saw appearin' Four strong husky youthful Christians, come from Deacon Adams' clearin'! They rushed to us good an' hearty-not as brands plucked from the burnin' An' the fiddle-how thrilled us!-every kind of thought revealin': Was't a wonder that we shrunk, apprehensive mid the laughter, From the heads and hearts and heels of that risin' generation, Is it any wonder that he threw all restraint aside, untethered, Everybody on the job cheered our Dad like all creation: He was soon the crackerjack of the whole dumbed Heathen Nation! But remember our surprise, an' the laughs that jumped around us, When our dear old Mother entered-havin' missed an' chased an' found us! But she al'ays had some fun layin' round with her religion: An' her toes took wings forthwith, that would give points to a pigeon! That was Dad's and Mom's last dancin': but they brewed such admiration, That their influence never died in that wicked Heathen Nation: An' you recollect, when Dad a revival there inserted, More than half the folks around there, swung right in an' got converted. Then you says "In cornerin' sinners, do not feel too much above 'em. |