How I Got This Way

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Henry Holt and Company, Apr 1, 2010 - Humor - 240 pages

Patrick McManus, the bestselling author of such hilarious books as A Fine and Pleasant Misery and Never Sniff a Gift Fish, now offers readers solid thoughts on the qualities that define leadership, beginning with the need to be tall, and much more, in this outrageous collection of short pieces that reveals his tortuous trip along the writer's path.

 

Contents

How I Got This Way Part I
1
Ethics and What to Do About Them
33
Bambo
39
Get Ready
46
Toe
52
The Bandage
60
The Big Woods
66
Elk Magic
74
Letter from a Kingfisher
132
The Ultimate Bull
138
My Greatest Triumph
144
Another Boring Day
149
The Complete Curmudgeon
157
The Liars Club
163
A Couple Pickles Shy of a Full Barrel
170
Excuse Me While I Get Out of the Way
177

There She Blows
83
Brimstone
90
The Blue Dress
100
Warped Camshaft
109
The 400Pound Pumpkin
116
TennerShoe Blight
124
The Two Masked Raiders
186
Mosquito Bay
192
My Hike with ahem the President
199
Ed in Camp
206
How I Got This Way Part II
214
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Patrick F. McManus (1933-2018) is the author of novels, plays, and more than a dozen collections of his humor columns from Outdoor Life and other magazines. There are nearly two million copies of his book in print, including his bestselling The Shoot Canoes, Don't They?; The Night the Bear Ate Goombaw; and A Fine and Pleasant Misery.

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