EPIGRAMS AND SATIRICAL PIECES ON ART AND ARTISTS. I. ORATOR PRIG. ASKED of my dear friend orator Prig: "What's the first part of oratory?" He said: "A great wig." "And what is the second?" Then, dancing a jig And bowing profoundly, he said: "A great wig." "And what is the third?" Then he snored like a pig, And, puffing his cheeks out, replied: "A great wig." So, if to a painter the question you push, "What's the first part of painting?" he'll s paint-brush." 66 say: A "And what is the second?" With most modest blush, He'll smile like a cherub, and say: "A paint-brush." "And what is the third?" He'll bow like a rush, With a leer in his eye, and reply: "A paint-brush." Perhaps this is all a painter can want: But look yonder, that house is the house of Rembrandt. II. DEAR mother Outline, of wisdom most sage, What's the first part of painting?" She ← And what is the second to please and engage?” III. ME look to see the sweet outlines IV. ON THE VENETIAN PAINTer. E makes the lame to walk, we all agree; TO VENETIAN ARTISTS. HAT God is colouring Newton does show ; Perhaps this little fable may make us merry. A bone which he had stolen he had in his mouth : He cared not whether the wind was north or south. As he swam, he saw the reflection of the bone: "This is quite perfection, one generalizing tone!Outline? There's no outline, there's no such thing: All is chiaroscuro, poco-pen,-it's all colouring!".Snap, snap! He has lost shadow, and substance too! He had them both before." Now how do ye do ?” "A great deal better than I was before: Those who taste colouring love it more and more." VI. COLOUR AND FORM. ALL that the public voice which is their Like as a monkey, peeping in a mirror, VII. HANK God, I never was sent to school, To be flogged into following the style of a fool! VIII. ON CERTAIN FRIENDS. FOUND them blind, I taught them how to see, And now they know neither themselves nor me. IX. ON THE GREAT ENCOURAGEMENT GIVEN BY ENGLISH NOBILITY AND GENTRY TO CORREGGIO, RUBENS, REMBRANDT, REYNOLDS, GAINSBOROUGH, CATALANI, and Dilberry Doodle. IVE pensions to the learned pig, Or the hare playing on a tabor; But in the journeyman's labour. As the ignorant savage will sell his own wife On a smear or a squall to destroy picture or tune: To give these rascals a dose of caudle. All pictures that's painted with sense or with thought Are painted by madmen, as sure as a groat; And when they are drunk they always paint best. They never can Raphael it, Fuseli it, nor Blake it: If they can't see an outline, pray how can they make it? All men have drawn outlines whenever they saw them; Madmen see outlines, and therefore they draw them. EEING a Rembrandt or Correggio, Of crippled Harry I think and slobbering And then I question thus: Are artists' rules XI. To ENGLISH CONNOISSEURS. OU must agree that Rubens was a fool, And give more money for his slobberings |