THE MUSIC GRINDERS. THE MUSIC GRINDERS.-OLIVER WENDELL HOLMES. THERE are three ways in which men take One's money from his purse, And very hard it is to tell Which of the three is worse; But all of them are bad enough You're riding out some pleasant day, Perhaps you're going out to dine,- He tells you of his starving wife, All clamorous for bread, And so you kindly help to put You're sitting on your window-seat, You hear a sound that seems to wear As if a broken fife should strive And nearer, nearer still, the tide There's something like a human voice, And something like a drum; You sit in speechless agony, Until your ear is numb. 40 You think they are crusaders, sent And break the legs of Time. But hark! the air again is still, It cannot be,-it is,—it is,— No! Pay the dentist when he leaves And pay the owner of the bear, That stunned you with his paw, And buy the lobster that has had Your knuckles in his claw; THE COMET. Ah! well may regal orbs burn blue, And satellites turn pale, Ten million cubic miles of head, Ten billion leagues of tail! And what would happen to the land, If in the bearded devil's path Our earth should chance to be? I saw a tutor take his tube The Comet's course to spy; I heard a scream,-the gathered rays I saw a fort, the soldiers all Were armed with goggles green; Pop cracked the guns! whiz flew the balls! I saw a poet dip a scroll Each moment in a tub, I read upon the warping back, He could not see his verses burn, And ever and anon he bent To wet them as they dried. I saw the scalding pitch roll down I asked the firemen why they made They answered not,-but all the while I saw a roasting pullet sit Upon a baking egg; I saw a cripple scorch his hand Extinguishing his leg; 51 I saw nine geese upon the wing And every mother's gosling fell I saw the ox that browsed the grass I saw huge fishes, boiled to rags, Bob through the bubbling brine; And thoughts of supper crossed my soul; Strange sights! strange sounds! O fearful dream! The steaming sea, the crimson glare, RHYME OF THE RAIL.-JOHN G. SAXE. SINGING through the forests, Rattling over ridges, Shooting under arches, Rumbling over bridges; Whizzing through the mountains, Buzzing o'er the vale, Men of different stations In the eye of fame, Coming to the same; RHYME OF THE RAIL High and lowly people, Traveling together. Gentlemen in shorts, Looming very tall; Gentlemen at large, Talking very small; Gentlemen in tights, With a loose-ish mien; Gentlemen in gray, Looking rather green; Gentlemen quite old, Asking for the news; Dreadfully in liquor! Stranger on the right Looking very sunny, Obviously reading Something rather funny. Now the smiles are thicker Wonder what they mean? Faith, he's got the Knicker bocker Magazine! Stranger on the left Closing up his peepers: Now he snores amain, Like the seven sleepers; At his feet a volume Gives the explanation, How the man grew stupid From "association !" Ancient maiden lady Anxiously remarks, That there must be peril 'Mong so many sparks: |