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And tell his wife, that, being lunatic,
Cour. Mark, how he trembles in his extacy: He rush'd into my house, and took perforce Pinch. Give me your hand, and let me fed My ring away: This course I tittest choose; For forty ducats is too much to lose.
[Exit. Ant. E. There is my hand, and let it feel your SCENE IV.--The same,
Pinch. charge thee, Satan, hous'd within Enter ANTIPHOLUS of Ephesus, and un Officer. Ant. E. Fear me not, man, I will not break To yield possession to my holy prayers, away;
And to thy state of darkness lie thee straight; I'll give thee, ere I leave thee, so much money
I cónjure thee by all the saints in heaven. To warrant thee, as I am 'rested for.
Ant. E. Peace, doting wizard, peace,
I am NIy wife is in a wayward mood to-day:
not mad. And will not lightly trust the messenger,
Adr. O, that thou wert not, poor distressed That I should be attachi'd in Ephesus:
soul! I tell you, 'lwill sound harshly in her ears.
Ant. E. You minion you, are these your cus
tomers ? Enter DROMIO of Ephesus with a rope's end. Did this companion* with a saffron face Here comes my man; I think, he brings the Revel and teast it at my house to day,
Whilst upon me the guilty doors were shut, money, How now, Sir? have you that I sent you for ?
And I denied to enter in my house? Dro. E. Here's that, I warrant you, will pay
Adr. O, husband, God doth know, you din'd them all.*
at home, Ant. E. But where's the money?
Where'would you had remain'd until this time, Dro. E. Why, Sir, I gave the money for the Free from these slanders, and this open shame?
Ant. E. I din'd at home! Thou villain, what rope. Ant. E. Five hundred ducats, villain, for a
say'st thou ?
Dro. E. Sir, sooth to say, you did not dine rope? Dro. E. I'll serve you, Sir, five hundred at
at home. the rate.
Ant. E. Were not my doors lock'd up, and I
shut out? Ant. E. To what end did I bid thee bie thee home?
Dro. E. Perdy,t your doors were lock'd, Dro. E. To a rope's end, Sir; and to that
and you shut out.
Ant. E. And did not she herself revile me end am I return'd.
there? Ant. E. And to that end, Sir, I will welcome
Dro. E. Sans fable, she herself revil'd you you.
[Beating him. Off. Good Sir, be patient.
there. Dro. E. Nay, 'tis for me to be patient; I am
Ant. E. Did not her kitchen maid rail, taunt,
and scorn me? in adversity. 01". Good now, hold thy tongue.
Dro. E. Certes,ş she did ; the kitchen-vestal
scorn'd you. Dro. E. Nay, rather persuade him to hold his hands.
Ant. E. And did not I in rage depart from
thence ? Ant. E. Thou whoreson, senseless villain ! Dro. E. I would I were senseless, Sir, that
Dro. E. In verity you did ;-my bones bear I might not feel your blows.
witness, Ant. E. Thou art sensible in nothing but That since have felt the vigour of his rage. blows, and so is an ass,
Adr. Is't good to sooth him in these con
traries? Dro. E. I am an ass, indeed; you may prove
Pinch. It is no shame; the fellow finds his it by my long ears. I have serv'd him from the
vein, hour of nativity to this instant, and have nothing at his hands for my service, but blows: And, yielding to him, humours well his frenzy.
Ant. E. Thou hast suborn'd the goldsmith to when I am cold, he heats me with beating :
arrest me. when I am warm, he cool3 me with beating :
Adr. Alas, I sent you money to redeem you. I am waked with it, when I sleep; raised with it, when I sit;, driven out of doors with it, By Dromio here, who came in haste for it. when I go from home; welcomed home with it,
Dro. E. Money by me? heart and good-will when I return: nay, I bear it on my shoulders,
you might, as a beggar wont her brat; and, I think, when But surely, master, not a rag of money.
Ant. E. Went'st not thou to her for a purse he hath lamed me, I shall beg with it from door
of ducats? to door.
Adr. He came to me, and I deliver'd it. Enter ADRIANA, LUCIANA, and the COURTEZAN, Luc. And I am witness with her, that she with Pinch, and others.
Dro. E. God and the rope-maker, bear me, Ant. E. Come, go along; my wife is coming
That I was sent for nothing but a rope! Dro. É. Mistress, respice finem, respect your Pinch. Mistress, both man and master is end; or rather the prophecy, like the parrot,
possess'd: Beware the rope's end.
I know it by their pale and deadly looks: Ant. E. Wilt thou still talk ? [Beuts him. Cour. How say you now? is not your hus- They must be bound, and laid in some dark band mad?
Ant. E. Say, wherefore didst thou lock me Adr, His incivility confirms no less.-
forth to-day, Good doctor Pinch, you are a conjurer;
And why dost thou deny the bag of gold ?
Without a fable.
come near me.
Adr. I did not, gentle husband, lock thee Adr. And come with naked swords; let's forth,
call more help, Dro. E. And, gentle master, I receiv'd no To have them bound again. gold;
Offi. Away, they'll kill us. But I confess, Sir, that we were lock'd out.
(Exeunt OfficeR, ADR, and Luc. Adr. Dissembling villain, thou speak'st false Ant. s. I see these witches are afraid of in both.
swords. Ant. E. Dissembling barlot, thou art false in Dro. S. She, that would be your wife, now And art confederate with a damned pack, [all;
ran from you. To make a loathsome abject scorn of me: Ant. S. Come to the Centaur; fetch our stuff* But with these nails HII pluck out these false
from thence : eyes,
I long, that we were safe and sound aboard. That would behold in me this shameful sport. Dro. S. Faith, stay here this night, they will [Pinch and his assistants bind Ant. and surely do us no harm; you saw, they speak us DROMIO.
fair, give us gold: methinks, they are such a Adr. O, bind him, bind him, let him not gentle nation, that but for the mountain of mad
flesh that claims marriage of me, I could find Pinch. More company ;-the fiend is strong in my heart to stay here still, and turn witch. within him.
Ant. S. I will not stay to-night for all the Luc. Ab me, poor man, how pale and wan
town; he looks!
Therefore away, to get our stuff aboard. Ant. E. What, will you murder me? Thou
(Exeunt. jailer, thou,
SCENE I.--The same.
Pinch. Go, bind this man, for he is frantic too.
Ang. I am sorry, Sir, that I have hinder'd Hast thou delight to see a wretched man [cer? But, I protest, he had the chain of me, . [you; Do outrage and displeasure to himself?
Though most dishonestly he doth deny it. Offi. He is my prisoner; if I let him go,
Mer. How is the man esteem'd here in the The debt he owes, will be requir'd of me. Adr. I will discharge thee, ere I go from thee: of
credit infinite, highly belov'd,
Ang. Of very reverend reputation, Sir, Bear me forthwith unto his creditor, [it. And, knowing how the debt grows,
I will pay His word might bear my wealth at any time.
Second to none that lives here in the city; Good master doctor, see him safe convey'd Home to my house.-0 most unhappy day!
Mer. Speak softly: yonder, as I think, he Ant. E. O most unhappyt strumpet!
walks. Dro. E. Master, I am here enter'd in bond
P.nter ANTIPHOLUS and DROMIO of Syrucuse. Ant. E. Out on thee, villain! wherefore dost Ang. 'Tis so; and that self chain about bis thou mad me?
neck, Dro. E. Will you be bound for nothing? be which he forswore, most monstrously, to have. Good master; cry, the devil.
(mad, Good Sir, draw pear to me, I'll speak to him. Luc. God help, poor souls, how idly do they Signior Antipholus, I wonder much (ble; talk!
That you would put me to this shame and trouAdr. Go bear him hence.-Sister, go you And not without some scandal to yourself, with me.
With circumstance, and oaths, so to deny (Exeunt Pinch and assistants with Ant. This chain, which now you wear so openly: and Dro.
Besides the charge, the shame, imprisonment, Say now, whose suit is he arrested at? You have done wrong to this my honest friend; Öffi. One Angelo, a goldsmith; Do you know who, but for staying on our controversy, him?
Had hoisted sail, and put to sea to-day : Adr. I know the man: What is the sum he This chain you had of me, can you deny it? owes ?
Ant. S. I think, I had; I never did deny it. Offi. Two hundred ducats.
Mer. Yes, that you did, Sir; and forswore Adr. Say, how grows it due ?
it too. Offi. Due for a chain, your husband had of Ant. $. Who heard me to deny it, or for. him.
swear it ? Adr. He did bespeak a chain for me, but Mer. These ears of mine, thou knowest, did had it not.
hear thee: Cour. When as your husband, all in rage, Fie on thee, wretch! 'tis pity, that thou liv'st to-day
To walk where any honest men resort. Came to my house, and took away my ring,
Ant. S. Thou art a villain, to impeach me ('The ring 1 saw upon his finger now,)
thus: Straight after, did I meet him with a chain. I'll prove mine honour, and mine honesty
Adr. It may be so, but I did never see it: Against thee presently, if thou dar’st stand. Come, jailer, bring me where the goldsmith is, Mer. I dare, and do defy thee for a villain. I long to know the truth hereof at large. Enter ANTIPHOLUS of Syracuse, with his rapier Enter ADRIANA, LUCIANA, COURTEZAN, and drawn, and DROMIO of Syracuse.
others. Luc. God, for thy mercy! they are loose Adr. Hold, hurt him not, for God's sake; again.
he is mad :
Foolish. † Unhappy for unlucky, i. e, mischievous.
Some get within him, take his sword away: Why bear you these rebukes, and answer not?
Abb. No, not a creature enters in my house. This is some priory ;-In, or we are spoil'd. Adr. Then, let your servants bring my hus. (Ereunt ANTIPH. and Dronio to the Priory.
Abb. Neither; he took this place for sancEnter the Abbess.
tuary, Abb. Be quiet, people; Wherefore throng And it shall privilege him from your hands,
Till I have brought him to his wits again, Adr. To fetch my poor distracted husband Or lose my labour in assaying it. hence:
Adr. I will attend my husband, be his nurse, Let us come in, that we may bind him fast, Diet his sickness, for it is my office, And bear him home for his recovery.
And will have no attorney but myself; Ang. I knew, he was not in his perfect wits. And therefore let me have him home with me. Mer. I am sorry now, that I did draw on Abb. Be patient; for I will not let him stir, him,
Till I have us’d the approved means I have, Abb. How long hath this possession held the With wholesome syrups, drugs, and holy man?
prayers, Adr. This week he hath been heavy, sour, To make of him a formal man again :* and sad,
It is a branch and parcelt of mine oath, And much, much different from the man he | A charitable duty of my order; But, till this afternoon, his passion (was; Therefore depart, and leave him here with me. Ne'er brake into extremity of rage.
Adr. I will not hence, and leave my husband A66. Hath he not lost much wealth by wreck And ill it doth beseem your holiness, [here; at sea ?
To separate the husband and the wife. Buried some dear friend? Hath not else his Abb. Be quiet, and depart, thou shalt not Stray'd his affection in unlawful love? [eye
[Exit ABBESS. A sin, prevailing much in youthful men, Luc. Complaiu unto the duke of this indigWho give their eyes the liberty of gazing.
nity. Which of these sorrows is he subject to?
Adr. Come, go; I will fall prostrate at his Adr. To none of these, except it be the last;
feet, Namely, some love, that drew him oft from And never rise until my tears and prayers home.
Have won his grace to come in person hither, Abb. You should for that have reprebended And take perforce my husband from the Abhim.
Less, Adr. Why, so I did.
Mer. By this, I think, the dial points at five: Abb. Ay, but not rough enough.
Anon, I am sure, the duke himself in person Adr. As roughly, as my modesty would let Comes this way to the melancholy vale;
The place of death and sorryt execution, Abb. Haply, in private.
Behind the ditches of the abbey here. Adr. And in assemblies too.
Ang. Upon what cause ? Abb. Ay, but not enough.
Mer. To see a reverend Syracusan merchant, Adr. It was the copy of our conference: Who put unluckily into this bay In bed, he slept not for my urging it;
Against the laws and statutes of this town, At board, he fed not for my urging it;
Beheaded publicly for his offence. Alone, it was the subject of my theme;
Ang. See, where they come; we will behold In company, I often glanced it;
his death. Still did I tell him it was vile and bad.
Luc. Kneel to the duke, before he pass the Abb. And thereof came it, that the man was
abbey. mad: The venom clamours of a jealous woman
Enter Duke attended; ÆGEON bare-headed; Poison more deadly than a mad dog's tooth.
with the Headsman and other Officers. It seems his sleeps were hinder'd by thy rail
Duke. Yet once again proclaim it publicly, ing:
If any friend will pay the sum for him, And thereof comes it that his head is light.
He shall not die, so much we tender him. Thou say'st, his meat was sauc'd with thy up- Adr. Justice, most sacred duke, against the braidings:
Abbess! Unquiet meals make ill digestions,
Duke. She is a virtuous and a reverend lady; Thereof the raging fire of fever bred;
It cannot be, that she hath done thee wrong. And what's a fever but a fit of madness?
Adr. May it please your grace, Antipholus, Thou say'st, his sports were hinder'd by thy
my husband, brawls : Sweet recreation barr'd, what doth ensue,
Whom I made lord of me and all I had, But moody and dull melancholy,
At your important letters,—this ill day
A most outrageous fit of madness took him ; (Kinsman to grim and comfortless despair;)
That desperately he hurried through the street And, at her heels, a huge infectious troop
(With him bis bondman, all as mad as he,) of pale distemperatures, and foes to life?
Doing displeasure to the citizens In food, in sport, and life-preserving rest To be disturbia,' would mad or man, or beast; Rings, jewels, any thing his rage did like.
By rusbing in their houses, bearing thence The consequence is then, thy jealous fits
Once did I get him bound, and sent him home, Have scared thy husband from the use of wits. Whilst to take order for the wrongs I went,
Luc. She never reprehended him but mildly, That here and there his fury had committed. When he demean’d'himself rough, rude, and Anon, I woty not by what strong escape,
wildly,-• !.e. Close, grapple with him.
* 1. e. To bring bim back to his senses. + Part. I sad, +1. Go into a house. · The theme.
lmportunate, || 1. e. To take measures.
He broke from those that had the guard of Ant. E. This day, great duke, she shut the him;
doors upon me, And, with his mad attendant and himself, While she with harlots* feasted in my house. Each one with ireful passion, with drawn Duke. A grievous fault: Say, woman, didst swords,
thou so? Met us again, and, madly bent on us,
Adr. No, my good lord ;-myself, he, and my Chas’d us away; till raising of more aid,
sister, We came again to bind them: then they fled To-day did dine together: So befall my soul, Into this abbey, whither we pursued them; As this is false, he burdens me withal! And here the abbess shuts the gates on us, Luc. Ne'er may I look on day, nor sleep on And will not suffer us to fetch him out,
night, Nor send him forth, that we may bear him But she tells to your highness simple truth! hence.
(mand, Ang. ( perjur'd woman! They are both forTherefore, most gracious duke, with thy comLet him be brought forth, and borne hence for In this the madman justly chargeth them. help.
Ant. E. My liege, I am advised what I say; Duke. Long since, thy husband serv'd me in Neither distúrbid with the effect of wine, my wars;
Nor heady-rash, provok'd with raging ire, And I to thee engag'd a prince's word, Albeit, my wrongs might make one wiser mad. When thou didst make him master of thy bed, This woman lock”d me out this day from dinner: To do him all the grace and good I could.-- That goldsmith there, were he not pack'd with Co, some of you, knock at the abbey-gate,
her, And bid the lady abbess come to me;
Could witness it, for he was with me then; I will determine this, before I stir,
Who parted with me to go fetch a chain,
Promising to bring it to the Porcupine,
Where Balthazar and I did dine together. Serv. 0 mistress, mistress, shift and save Our dinner done, and he not coming thither, yourself!
I went to seek him : in the street I met him; My master and his man are both broke loose,
And in his company, that gentleman, [down, « Beaten the maids a-row,* and bound the doc- There did this perjur'd goldsmith swear me tor,
That I this day of him receiv'd the chain, Whose beard they have singed off with brands Which, God he knows, I saw not : for the of fire ;
He did arrest me with an officer. (which,
I did obey; and sent my peasant home
Then fairly I bespoke the officer,
My wife, her sister, and a rabble more
Of vile confederates ; along with them are here; And that is false thou dost report to us.
They brought one Pinch; a hungry lean-fac'd
A mere anatomy, a mountebank, (villain, Serv. Mistress, upon my life, I tell you true; | A thread-bare juggler, and a fortune-teller; have not breath'd almost, since I did see it. He cries for you, and vows, if he can take you, A living dead man: this pernicious slave,
A needy, hollow-ey'd, sharp-looking wretch, To scorch your face, and to disfigure you : Forsooth, took on him as a conjurer;
(Cry within. And, gazing in mine eyes, feeling my pulse, Hark, hark, I hear him, mistress; dy, be gone. And with no face, as 'twere, outiacing me, Duke. Come, stand by me, fear nothing: Cries out, I was possess’d: then altogether
Guard with halberts. Adr. Ah me, it is my husband! Witness you, And in a dark and dankish vault at home
They fell upon me, bound me, bore me thence; That he is borne about invisible:
There left me and my man, both bound toEven now we hous'd him in the abbey here ;
gether; And now he's there, past thought of human Till gnawing with my teeth my bonds in sunder,
I gain’d my freedom, and immediately Enter ANTIPHOLUS and DROMIO of Ephesus.
Ran hither to your grace; whom I beseech Ant. E. Justice, most gracious duke, oh, For these deep shames and great indignities.
To give me ample satisfaction grant me justice! Even for the service that long since I did thee,
Ang. My lord, in truth, thus far I witness
with him; When I bestrid thee in the wars, and took Deep scars to save thy life; even for the blood That he dined not at home but was lock'd out. That then I lost for thee, nów grant me justice.
Duke. But had be such a chain of thee, or no? Ege. Unless the fear of death doth make me
Ang. He had, my lord : and when he ran in
These people saw the chain about his neck. I see my son Antipholus, and Dromio, Ant. E. Justice, sweet prince, against that
Mer. Besides, I will be sworn, these ears
mine woman there, She whom thou gav'st to me to be my wife;
Heard you confess you had the chain of him, That hath abused and dishonour'd nie,
After you first foreswore it on the mart, Even in the strength and height of injury !
And, thereupon, I drew my sword on you ;
And then you fled into this abbey here,
From whence, I think you are come by iniracle.
Ant. E, I never came within these abbey Duke. Discover how, and thou shalt find me
walls, just. * I. e. Successively, one after another.
* Harlot was a term of reproach applied to cheats among # I. e. Cuts his hair close.
men as well as to wantons among women.
Nor ever didst thou draw thy sword on ine: Thou know'st, we parted : but perhaps, my
the city, I think, you all have drank of Circe's cup. Can witness with me that it is not so; If here you hous'd him, here he would have I ne'er saw Syracusa in my life. been;
Duke. I tell thee, Syracusan, twenty years
Enter the ABBESS, with ANTIPHOLUS Syracusan,
and DROMIO Syracusan. that ring. Ant. E. 'Tis true, my leige, this ring I had
Abb. Most mighty duke, behold a man much of her.
All gather to see him. Duke. Saw'st thou him enter at the abbey
Adr. I see two husbands, or mine eyes dehere?
ceive me. Cour. As sure, my liege, as I do see your
Duke. One of these men is Genius to the
other; grace. Duke. Why, this is strange :-Go call the And so of these: Which is the natural man, Abbess hither;
And which the spirit? Who deciphers them? I think you are all mated,* or stark mad. Dro. S. I, Sir, am Dromio ; command him [Exit an Attendant.
away. Æge. Most mighty duke, vouchsafe me speak
Dro. E. I, Sir, am Dromio; pray let me stay. a word;
Ant. S. Ægeon, art thou not? or else his Haply I see a friend will save my life,
ghost ? And pay the sum that may deliver me.
Dro. S. 0, my old master! who hath bound
him here? Duke. Speak freely, Syracusan, what thou wilt.
Abb. Whoever bound him, I will loose his Æge. Is not your name, Sir, callid Anti-And gain a husband by his liberty :
That had'st a wife once call'd Èmilia,
And speak unto the same Æmilia!
Æge. If I dream not, thou art Æmilia ;
If thou art she, tell me, where is that son Dro. E. Ourselves we do remember, Sir, by That floated with thee on the fatal raft?
Abb. By men of Epidamnum, he, and I, you; For lately we were bound as you are now.
And the twin Dromio, all were taken up; You are not Pinch's patient, are you, Sir?
But, by and by, rude fishermen of Corinth Æge. Why look you strange on 'me? you By force took Dromio and my son from them, know me well.
And me they left with those of Epidamnum: Ant. E. I never saw you in my life, till now. What then became of them, I cannot tell; Æge. Oh! grief hath chang'd me, since you 1, to this fortune that you see me in.
Duke. Why, here begins his morning story
Besides her urging of her wreck at sea,-.
These are the parents to these children,
Which accidentally are met together.
Antipholus, thou cam’st from Corinth first.
Ant. S. No, Sir, not I; I came from Syracuse and whatsoever a man denies, you are now
Duke. Stay, stand apart; I know not which
is which. bound to believe him.
Ant. E. I came from Corinth, my most gra Æge. Not know my voice! O, time's extre
Dro. E. And I with him.
Adr. Which of you two did dine with me
Ant. S. I, gentle mistress. :
Ant. E. No, I say nay to that.
Ant. S. And so do I, yet did she call me so;
And this fair gentlewoman, her sister here,
Did call me brother :- What I told you then,
If this be not a dream, I see, and hear.
+ Alteration of features. * The morning story is what Ægeon tells the Duke In Furrowed, lineda