It reaches the place As if a war waging Rising and leaping, Eddying and whisking, Spouting and frisking, A sight to delight in; Dizzying and deafening the ear with its sound. Collecting, projecting, Receding and speeding, And shocking and rocking, And darting and parting, And working and jerking, And guggling and struggling, And glittering and frittering, And thundering and floundering; Dividing and gliding and sliding, And falling and brawling and sprawling, And sprinkling and twinkling and wrinkling, Retreating and beating and meeting and sheeting, And gleaming and streaming and seaming and beaming, All at once and all o'er, with a mighty uproar, And this way the water comes down at Lodore. THE DIVERTING HISTORY OF JOHN GILPIN. William Cowper. SHOWING HOW HE WENT FURTHER THAN HE INTENDED, AND CAME SAFE HOME AGAIN. John Gilpin was a citizen Of credit and renown; A train-band Captain eke was he Of famous London town. John Gilpin's spouse said to her dear- "To-morrow is our wedding-day, And we will then repair Unto the Bell at Edmonton All in a chaise and pair. "My sister, and my sister's child, He soon replied "I do admire And you are she, my dearest dear, "I am a linen-draper bold, As all the world doth know; Quoth Mrs. Gilpin-" That's well said; We will be furnished with our own, John Gilpin kiss'd his loving wife; O'erjoyed was he to find That, though on pleasure she was bent, She had a frugal mind. The morning came, the chaise was brought; But yet was not allow'd To drive up to the door, lest all Should say that she was proud. So three doors off the chaise was stay'd, Six precious souls, and all agog To dash through thick and thin. Smack went the whip, round went the wheels, Were never folks so glad, The stones did rattle underneath, John Gilpin at his horse's side For saddle-tree scarce reached had he, When, turning round his head, he saw So down he came : for loss of time, 'Twas long before the customers Were suited to their mind; When Betty screaming, came down stairs "The wine is left behind!" "Good lack!" quoth he-"yet bring it me, My leathern belt likewise, In which I bear my trusty sword Now Mistress Gilpin (careful soul!) Each bottle had a curling ear, Then over all, that he might be Equipped from top to toe, His long red cloak, well brush'd and neat, He manfully did throw. Now see him mounted once again Upon his nimble steed, Full slowly pacing o'er the stones, But finding soon a smoother road So, "Fair and softly," John he cried, So stooping down, as needs he must He grasped the mane with both his hands, |